Bingo "Scrungo" Bongo

== Sex cu bingo == Bingo Bongo, also known as Scrungo or, more oftenly, faggot, is a crusade warrior in ties with the Sicilian Mafia and the whole underworld.

He wasn't born, as he is just an entity created by God (see: Ion Iliescu) to cleanse the overworld from the sexually confused. His journey into the ranks of the mortals started in some piss off village of northern Italy called Mareno di Piave, where his fake parents grew him to be the ultimate communist and socially shut in of the current Aerical age.

He is the only one of his kind, as every single sister he had was impregnated and then killed, thus causing discontent from his father, Ion Iliescu.

It is believed this man has changed sex multiple times between male, female, scrungo, lizard, robot, nepalese suicide bomber, scrungo again, some shit historical reference nobody will understand, communist, bulgarian and lastly chechen muslim."God, do I love proxy wars!"

Early life in the Zone
Many years ago, when none of y'all niggas were born, Scrungo wandered deep in the Chernobyl zone, uncovering hidden misteries flogged by the ukrainian government. He then discovered that the subatomic particles of the uratogic side of the synthetized alluminium strain called "Penis" was the one and only reason why anime was forever stuck in the television. He later on discovered that rat pussy in the Zone was ten times smaller, but don't ask him how he discovered such thing.

Scrungo and Anime
In the summer of 2017 Scrungo started watching his first anime show, as he was being pressured by some mexican thot he met two months prior called nana or something who cares. Interested by such intriguing visuals of the so-called lolis, he decided to draw his own anime, following the many adventures of an Ukrainian paramilitary ranger called Pyotr, who for some fucking reason got back in time in the Vietnam war."Come mierda, cabròn capitalista!"